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TESSA HERONDALE CARSTAIRS

I’ve been waiting for that my entire life.

Okay, I’ll just read it later. OMG my feelings. 

I just don’t have a GIF to express my feelings.

tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

chocolaty:

whenever i eat yogurt i stand in front of a mirror and pretend im in a commercial


Me:  ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me:  *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me:  *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me:  getting crazy up in here

Now what part of ‘falling off the chair and fainting’ wasn’t clear?! 

empresselisa:

purplechinchilla95:

acciofredfromthedead:

davidjamesstark:

(whenever something shitty happens in the pjo fandom)

zoe nightshade didnt die for this

bob the titan didnt stay in tartarus for this

That was uncalled for!

suck my ass

Though I’m not sure if I’m able to read Jessa sex without falling off the chair and fainting